If We Breed Them – Volume 2: Veronica Belmont & Chuck Olsen
Above: The genetic possibilities of a Veronica Belmont/Chuck Olsen child. Calculated for the New Media Kwisatz Haderach breeding program.
Not a bad match, is it?
(Original photos courtesy of Veronica Belmont and Scott Beale/Laughing Squid)
If We Breed Them – Volume 1: Amanda Congdon & Ze Frank
Above: The genetic possibilities of an Amanda Congdon/Ze Frank child. Calculated for the New Media Kwisatz Haderach breeding program.
Perhaps this isn’t a great match…
(Original photos courtesy of Zack Inglis and Amanda Congdon)
Breeding the new media Kwisatz Haderach
For those of you who recall Rudy’s Twitters a few weeks ago(1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7), I have a fascination with the Bene Gesserit breeding program from the Dune novels and have been thinking about what genetic lines we require to create the ultimate intelligent, talented and good looking superbeing.
Creating a superbeing will take generations, but the genetic foundations of such a being can begin immediately. I believe that if we breed the following people (the hottest and smartest people I know), and breed their children, we will someday create the ultimate geek, the new media Kwisatz Haderach:
| Males | Females |
| Matthew Campagna, the kubrick | Veronica Belmont, the native |
| Ze Frank, the funny | Violet Blue, the madame |
| Rudy Jahchan, the Arab | Jade Li Calacanis, the sweetness |
| Kris Krug, the adorable | Amanda Congdon, the girl next door |
| Mario Librandi, the stallion | Rachel Garcia, the Latina |
| Chuck Olsen, the personality | Zadi Diaz, the cocoa |
| Rick Rey, the all American | Micki Krimmel, the oontz oontz |
| Kevin Rose, teh cuteness | Casey McKinnon, the blue-blood |
| Tim Shey, the shyness | Elspeth Rowntree, the dream girl |
| Scott Simpson, the apple | Annie Tsai, the cupcake |
| Steve Woolf, the Jew | Anastasia Tubanos, the goddess |
If you see your name above, we expect you to turn over a specimen to the cause. Alternatively, you could always just schedule an orgy. The people on this list are non-transferable.
More to follow…
