Join the Royal McKinnon Mustache Brigade!
Fine gentlemen of the internet,
I have created Movember team The Royal McKinnon Mustache Brigade and challenge you to join my team and grow a dashing mustache during the month of November. We do this to raise money for mens cancers, but mainly because mustaches are made of awesomesauce. Join me because I care about your man parts.
Respectfully yours,
Casey McKinnon
Captain, The Royal McKinnon Mustache Brigade