If We Breed Them – Volume 1: Amanda Congdon & Ze Frank
by on June 1st, 2007

Above: The genetic possibilities of an Amanda Congdon/Ze Frank child. Calculated for the New Media Kwisatz Haderach breeding program.
Perhaps this isn’t a great match…
(Original photos courtesy of Zack Inglis and Amanda Congdon)








You forgot to make one pupil larger than the other. Yes. I’m sure that will make the child less hideous!
noooooooooo
Oh Chuck… just wait until I calculate your genes with one of our females…
You also need to make the eyes spice-blue if the child is to become the Kwisatz Haderach. Scary either way.
Wow, Frank Jr. has a nice rack.
Feel free to breed Amanda with me.
In fact, feel free to breed your entire list with me.
You know, for science’s sake.
I must sacrifice myself for science.
I won’t be able to sleep tonight!!