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by Casey McKinnon on June 14th, 2011
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Above: A photo of my poor XBox 360 controller after completing Red Dead Redemption last year.

I used to be like you once; curious of all the great video games out there, yet scared of the multitude of buttons on modern controllers. But I have a secret for you: modern video games are designed to teach you those buttons throughout the game.

When I was a kid I played a lot of Atari 2600, Nintendo NES and Game Boy. When paying Atari, I had my right hand on the joystick and my left thumb on the orange button. When playing Nintendo, I had my left thumb controlling the d-pad and used my right index and middle fingers to control the A and B buttons. But when video game consoles introduced controllers with 4 buttons, I lost my way and failed to adapt.

Now XBox 360 and PS3 controllers have SO MANY buttons! And, while I’m telling my friends about all the awesome video games I’ve been playing this year (mainly Portal 2 and L.A. Noire), I’ve come across so many people who are afraid of those buttons. The thing I’ve realized, though, is that those games are all designed to teach n00bs like you!

Let’s take the first Portal for example. From the very beginning, the disembodied robotic voice of GLaDOS instructs you. You start working out puzzles in test chambers under her instruction and in every level you learn a new trick. Once the game finally gets complicated, you’ve learned all the rules and have the tools necessary to figure out the rest of the puzzles. Portal 2 is similar… the beginning teaches you basic movement, then basic controls and skills.

In Red Dead Redemption and L.A. Noire the early stages of the game are spent also teaching you basic skills. In Red Dead Redemption, Bonnie MacFarlane teaches you tricks like using a lasso – which you can later use on criminals for bigger bounties – while the sheriff of Armadillo takes you on raiding missions that give you access to better guns than your shitty default Cattleman Revolver. At the beginning of the game you are SUPPOSED to suck. The further you get in the game, the better it gets; your guns, your aim, everything improves. L.A. Noire is also very similar… while there are 5 desks in the game, the first desk is there to teach you the ropes.

So time to stop worrying and go pick up that shiny new console you’ve been wanting. I personally think that some of the stories I’ve seen in video games over the past year are more riveting than those I’ve been watching on TV and in theaters. I highly suggest picking up Portal 2, which will have you tumbling down the most awesome rabbit hole you’ve never seen.

With all that said, there are always exceptions. If you’re more interested in playing fighting games, you’re going to have to either learn some serious combos or click every button as fast as you can. Ahh… the more things change, the more they stay the same. ;)

5 Classic Songs to Haunt Sci-Fi Lovers

by Casey McKinnon on May 5th, 2011

Last week one of my Twitter followers (@Andreas_Sch) told me that he set Edith Piaf’s “Non, je ne regrette rien” as his alarm clock ringtone. I thought it was brilliant, and it really got me thinking about the relationship of classic music in sci-fi films (it also sent me on an iTunes shopping spree).

As a lover of tragedy, a lot of the songs I thought of were the kind of songs played to conjure up feelings of bittersweet nostalgia; recognizable songs that have a personal meaning to the protagonist or the story. Here is a list of songs I came up with (in no particular order):

  1. The Very Thought of You by Billie Holiday – This song stabs me in the heart every time I hear it, thanks to Forever Young.

  2. Non, je ne regrette rien by Édith Piaf – This song, made popular to English speakers by the film Inception, is the kind of song I want to sing at the top of my voice while the universe comes to a fiery end.

  3. We’ll Meet Again by (Dame) Vera Lynn – The “happy” ending to cult classic Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb. Makes me smile and get teary-eyed all at once.

  4. Blueberry Hill by Fats Domino – This song was featured in one of my favorite time-travel films of all time; Twelve Monkeys. Bruce Willis deserved a fucking Oscar for this scene alone.

  5. Singin’ in the Rain by Gene Kelly (*ahem* or Malcolm McDowell) – Beautiful brutality from Stanley Kubrick’s masterpiece A Clockwork Orange. Truly haunting.

Honorable mentions: Ruby Tuesday in Children of Men (disqualified for being a new version, not Rolling Stones); and We Have All the Time in the World in On Her Majesty’s Secret Service (disqualified because it’s not usually recognized as a sci-fi film).

Can you think of more? Looking forward to listening to your haunting suggestions.

ElfQuest: A SAG New Media Premiere

by Casey McKinnon on April 27th, 2011
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Above: ElfQuest creator Wendy Pini and the ladies of ElfQuest: A Fan Imagining – Photo courtesy of Robert Welkner

Our ElfQuest fan trailer came out a few weeks ago and the Screen Actors Guild held a red carpet premiere to celebrate its’ release. It was a fun event complete with popcorn and a Q&A with producers Paula Rhodes and Stephanie Thorpe. My friend Kristyn Burtt was also on hand interviewing cast members on the red carpet for Mingle Media. Here’s the interview she did with me:

Thanks to SAG for making our premiere a special new media event. Also, thanks to all the great press we received, the trailer is now listed on IMDb. If you have a moment, be sure to rate it for us!

Dial M for Mature

by Casey McKinnon on April 25th, 2011

Casey about to play L.A. NoireLast weekend Rockstar Games invited me to a private demo of L.A. Noire at the historic Roosevelt Hotel in Hollywood. As a girl who went 100% on Red Dead Redemption last year, I’ve been seriously looking forward to this game, so there was no way in hell I was going to pass up a private demo!

Since my mother was in town, and I never meet strangers without bringing someone along, I brought her to the demo. We were led to a swanky room with haunting jazz playing, and the words “L.A. Noire” lighting up a big screen TV. After a briefing on the technology and basic information on the game, Tim – the guy showing me the demo – clicked Start. A moment later he paused dramatically to warn us that the video game is rated M. I turned to my mom and whispered “M is for Mature” then sat back to watch the show thinking the worst I’d see is what I’d already seen in previous Rockstar Games titles Red Dead Redemption and the Grand Theft Auto series. Holy shit, was I wrong.

Tim loaded up “The Red Lipstick Murder” and it showed graphic violence of a mysterious man pulling a woman out of a car trunk by her hair, then beating her over the head with some kind of metal object as she screamed and blood spurted from offscreen. It was chilling, but that wasn’t all. After a homicide briefing the next day, Detective Cole Phelps went to investigate the scene of the crime… and lying on the grass was a full-frontal naked female corpse with a hairy private area and the chilling initials “B.D.” (see Black Dahlia) written in red lipstick on her torso.

At this point I felt extremely uncomfortable. I was in a dark room, sitting next to my mother, watching a detailed naked, mutilated female corpse being thoroughly examined on the TV. This certainly wasn’t Pac-Man.

The rest of the demo was great. I got to see how realistic the technology used to capture the actors’ faces really was, and also heard how guns in this game, as they are in the real lives of police officers, are a last resort. It was refreshing, and made the game feel truly mature.

That said, this is a game made for adults. Though Red Dead Redemption was also rated M for Mature, I was consistently running into bratty kids playing it in multiplayer on XBox Live. Red Dead Redemption and the GTA series appeal to adolescent boys because it satisfies their aggressive teen fantasies with murder and crime, but L.A. Noire is a gentleman’s game of intelligence, skill, and patience. While I’m still uncomfortable with the extreme nudity and the idea that someone may eventually hack the game to make a rather disgusting necrophilia scene (see Hot Coffee mod), I’m happy to see how Rockstar Games is growing up with its’ players.

L.A. Noire hits stores on Tuesday, May 17th, and is available online for pre-order. Thanks to Mike and Tim from Rockstar Games for the awesome demo and the fancy water! ;)

ElfQuest: A Fan Imagining now online!

by Casey McKinnon on April 7th, 2011

After producers Paula Rhodes and Stephanie Thorpe showed a teaser at Wondercon last week, we’ve got a lot of great coverage everywhere from io9 to BoingBoing! In fact, Attack of the Show will be doing a segment about it today on G4!!!

I hope you enjoy the above “trailer” we all made with lots of love and respect to the ElfQuest comic series. We had an amazing time making it and would do it again in a heartbeat. Thanks to Paula and Stephanie for all their hard work… I still can’t believe Paula made most of those costumes BY HAND!!!

Please share and enjoy! ;)

ElfQuest teaser to tease Wondercon attendees!

by Casey McKinnon on March 30th, 2011

Good news, ElfQuest fans! If you plan to attend Wondercon in San Francisco this week, be sure to check out the ElfQuest panel. Not only will the legendary Pinis be speaking about their recent exploits, but ElfQuest fan film co-producers Paula Rhodes and Stephanie Thorpe will also be there showing an exclusive teaser!

Yes, I just said exclusive teaser… so go check it out on Friday, April 1st!

Panel details:

6:30-7:30 Let’s Do the WaRP Time Again: Wendy Pini and Richard Pini— Wendy Pini (Elfquest, Masque of the Red Death) and Richard Pini (Elfquest) are the W and R in WaRP Graphics. Join them for an unscripted progress report on Elfquest: The Final Quest, the Masque of the Red Death graphic novel (and musical), and last but not least, the Elfquest movie. Room 220

The Elfpocalypse will be Web-Televised

by Casey McKinnon on March 8th, 2011

Remember when vampires and zombies were the big thing and everyone was wondering what’s next? A lot of people thought werewolves would get big, and some even jokingly predicted mummies, but a couple of weeks ago we wrapped on our ElfQuest fan trailer shoot and a few days later my friend Felicia Day announced her next web series, Dragon Age: Redemption, in which she plays a badass knife-wielding elf!

I was never a huge elf enthusiast, but as a former Pixie (a Brownie in the Girl Guides, to be precise), and a girl obsessed with fairies after reading A Midsummer Night’s Dream in grade 8, I have to say that I’m pretty excited about the whole thing.

Our ElfQuest fan trailer should be online in early April, so until then be sure to check out all the great behind the scenes photos on Facebook and Flickr. I’ve also heard that G4TV‘s Attack of the Show will be showing some behind the scenes footage and interviews on an upcoming show, so I’ll try to keep you updated on that.

And for other elven awesomeness, check out Felicia’s Dragon Age: Redemption photos on Flickr and her behind the scenes interview that aired on X-Play last week. The web series is set to launch in August.

So, whether it’s our upward pointing ElfQuest ears, or Felicia’s backfacing Dragon Age ears, prepare yourself for the impending Elfpocalypse!

Equip the Elves!

by Casey McKinnon on January 25th, 2011

Producer Stephanie Thorpe (Winnowill) with fellow elf Casey McKinnon (Brownberry) – Photo courtesy of @VeniceRiley

As you know, I’m going to be acting in a fan funded Elfquest fan film produced by lovely web vixens Paula Rhodes and Stephanie Thorpe. There is still some equipment on their wish list and if you have any of the items listed below and are willing to lend them to us over the weekend of February 11-13, please email Paula to let us know!

The wishlist:

  • 1 Ton Grip Package
  • (2) 4×4 Diffusion Frames (250/Opal)
  • (4) 4×4 Solid Floppy
  • 1200 HMI Par
  • 400 Joker w/Chimera
  • 400 Slimverter
  • (4) 30 Volt Batteries
  • 1k 407
  • 1k Variac
  • (2) Combo Stands
  • (3) Baby Stands
  • (1) Primi Stand
  • Suitcase Generator
  • (10) 50′ Stingers
  • Wardrobe rack
  • 3 or 4 Walkies
  • Monitor for 7D plus connecting cable

If you don’t have the equipment, but know people who might… please help us spread the news! Feel free to share this link or click the retweet/Like buttons above!

From Rainbows to Grayscale: My Web Site Redesign

by Casey McKinnon on December 10th, 2010

First came caseymcKinnon.com 1.0, a 70s-girly-exploitation site built in January 2007:

Then came caseymckinnon.com 2.0, a more spacey-but-girly site built in February 2008:

Then came this uncompleted happy “As seen on (web) TV” redesign in late 2009:

Then came this even happier uncompleted rainbow/”woodland creature” redesign in early 2010:

And finally came this Brian Wood-inspired black-&-white-urban redesign about two weeks ago:

I’m so happy. I still have a few things to add and tweak, but it looks awesome (to me, at least). Thanks to Rudy Jahchan for spending so many late nights bringing my vision to life. And thanks to the following people/web sites for providing creative inspiration and ideas on social media integration: Nerdist, Felicia Day, Olivia Munn, Complex, and Geek Sugar.

New NSFW video is up!

by Casey McKinnon on November 28th, 2010

Hopefully you got to tune in live to my guest appearance on NSFW this week, but if not… be sure to check it out here on in the YouTube video embedded above. It was a fun show, thanks to Brian and Justin for having me on again. If you like it, subscribe! Next week they have my friend Sarah Lane on the show!